Periodically I suppose that my partner is trying to kill me, don’t get myself and others wrong, I don’t suppose I’m going to end up on Forensic Files anytime soon.
- He is not wise enough to conduct a successful murder nor does he have the follow through to actually accomplish the taskâ€¦ Plus, I don’t guess who would take care of him if I disappeared.
The fact is, the guy can barely take care of himself. This is why I am worried that the two of us are on the cusp of an accidental fatal accident at all points, and recently, he has been most upset with lounging on the couch plus watching the news. Meanwhile, he insists that he is chilly cold inside the house. He doesn’t seem to understand that the two of us cannot run the central heating plan all the time to compensate for his lack of movement. In fact, the two of us need to split down on our energy expenditure if the two of us want to use the heating plan throughout the winter. This is why I went out plus bought him a small space heater. I figured he could put the portable heating device in front of his couch plus keep himself warm as he basked in the warm glow of the space heaterâ€¦ Little did I know, he would become obsessed with this portable space heater. He uses it all the time, whether it’s particularally cold outside or not. This would be fine.., then except he also has the unfortunate habit of nodding off in the middle of the news. I keep finding my partner asleep with the space heating system dangerously close to his blankets. I fear that we’re going to start a fire in the cabin any day, simply because my partner is such a lazy dolt.