Sometimes I guess that our partner is trying to kill me, but don’t get myself and others wrong, I do not guess I am going to end up on Forensic Files anytime soon.
He is not wise enough to conduct a successful murder nor does he have the follow through to actually accomplish the task; Plus, I do not assume who would take care of him if I disappeared. The fact is, the man can barely take care of himself. This is why I am distraught that both of us are on the cusp of an accidental fatal accident at all points; Recently, he has been most sad with lounging on the couch and enjoying the news. Meanwhile, he insists that he is cold cold inside the house. He doesn’t seem to understand that both of us can’t run the central heating plan all the time to compensate for his lack of movement. In fact, both of us need to cut down on our energy expenditure if both of us want to use the heating plan throughout the winter. This is why I went out and bought him a small space heater. I figured he could put the portable heating unit in front of his couch and keep himself hot as he basked in the hot glow of the space heater, however little did I know, he would become obsessed with this portable space heater. He uses it all the time, whether it’s particularally cold outside or not. This would be fine… Except he also has the unfortunate habit of nodding off in the middle of the news. I keep finding our partner asleep with the space heating system dangerously close to his blankets. I fear that we’re going to start a fire in the apartment any day, simply because our partner is such a lazy dolt.