Husband falls asleep in front of heater

This would be fine..… Except she also has the unfortunate habit of nodding off in the middle of the news

Sometimes I suppose that my fiance is trying to kill me… Don’t get me wrong, I do not suppose I’m going to end up on Forensic Files anytime soon. She is not wise enough to conduct a successful murder nor does she have the follow through to absolutely accomplish the task, and plus, I do not know who would take care of him if I disappeared. The fact is, the lady can barely take care of himself. This is why I am upset that both of us are on the cusp of an accidental fatal accident at all points; Recently, she has been most sad with lounging on the couch plus watching the news. Meanwhile, she insists that she is freezing cold inside the house. She doesn’t seem to understand that both of us cannot run the central heating idea all the time to compensate for her lack of movement. In fact, both of us need to split down on our energy expenditure if both of us want to use the heating idea throughout the winter. This is why I went out plus purchased him a small space heater. I figured she could put the portable heating unit in front of her couch plus keep himself warm as she basked in the warm glow of the space heater! Little did I know, she would become obsessed with this portable space heater. She uses it all the time, whether it’s particularally cold outside or not. This would be fine..… Except she also has the unfortunate habit of nodding off in the middle of the news. I keep finding my fiance asleep with the space gas furnace dangerously close to her blankets. I fear that we’re going to start a fire in the new home any day, simply because my fiance is such a lazy dolt.

 

 

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