What sort of madman doesn’t have an ? What year is this? I’m sorry I don’t mean to be rude although I just got from genuinely the worst date of our life, however he seemed nice enough online, and then Last year the two of us met up for dinner, and that was great, too.
He asked me to come over to Netflix and chill, however in a friendly way not a creepy way. I dolled myself up, and was ready to see where the evening took me… however it didn’t take me someplace good. The guy lives in this nice lodge right on the edge of town, even though he has no a/c, which proved to be a major problem for me. Had I known about the climate control situation before driving out there, I would have prepared for it care about I was going to be outside all evening. As it stood, the lodge was absolutely warm, and the guy had made a big mistake in lighting a small fire in the fireplace to make it romantic. It did look romantic, and I honestly do prefer a fireplace on a crisp Winter time evening, however this was the wrong time for it. I tried to come up with a good lie to leave immediately, however instead I decided to be mature and told him the lack of a/c was making me uncomfortable. Then he told me that he was sorry, and that he did have a small, portable , however that it was only strong enough to cool down his kitchen. Then I realized he was trying to trick me into bed using a/c!