What sort of madman doesn’t have an air conditioner? What year is this? I’m sorry I don’t mean to be rude but I just got from probably the worst date of my life.
He seemed nice enough online, and then last week we met up for dinner, and that was great, too.
He asked me to come over to Netflix and chill, but in a friendly way not a creepy way. I dolled myself up, and was ready to see where the night took me… but it didn’t take me anywhere good. The guy lives in this nice cabin right on the edge of town, but he has no air conditioning, which proved to be a major problem for me. Had I known about the climate control situation before driving out there, I would have prepared for it like I was going to be outside all night. As it stood, the cabin was very warm, and the guy had made a huge mistake in lighting a small fire in the fireplace to make it romantic. It did look romantic, and I really do love a fireplace on a crisp winter night, but this was the wrong time for it. I tried to come up with a good lie to leave immediately, but instead I decided to be mature and told him the lack of air conditioning was making me uncomfortable. Then he told me that he was sorry, and that he did have a small, portable air conditioner, but that it was only strong enough to cool down his bedroom. Then I realized he was trying to trick me into bed using air conditioning!