I met a guy at a party a couple of weeks ago and I really liked him.
- He was funny and smart and he was really tall and really cute! I said yes when he asked me out and so far, we have been on a couple of dates.
The last time we were out together, we were at a really nice restaurant and I noticed several people staring at us. I wondered what they were all looking at and that’s when he told me that among the heating and cooling professionals in our area, he was pretty famous and important. I personally don’t know a thing about the heating and cooling industry in our area or in any other area, so I kind of just let it go. But then later on in the evening when we were having dessert, someone came up to him and asked for his autograph. I thought that it was really weird when he signed his name plus the term “the fireplace king.” So after the fans left us alone again, I asked him what in the world a fireplace king was. He laughed and explained to me that in all of his commercials for his heating and cooling stores, he wears a crown and calls himself the fireplace king. His brand is built around the fact that he has every size, type, and style of fireplace and fireplace instrument and accessory that anyone could ever need. I had no idea that I was dating the fireplace king. I still don’t know how I feel about it.