Every once in a while I am completely shocked by a customer, but this week was a seriously crazy one.
Monday morning I was scheduled to install a mini-split ductless HVAC unit.
The address was a little outside of town, so I stopped for some breakfast on the way. I grabbed a coffee and a couple of egg bagels from the diner. While I w as sitting in the drive through, I noticed a naked guy behind the dumpster. The guy was asleep, but he was clearly naked. I could see his back, butt, and neck and none of those areas were covered by clothing. I told the drive-though attendant about the guy and left for my job. The customer with the mini-split ductless installation turned out to be a weirdo. As soon as I got into the house, he cornered me in the living room and asked me to see his collection of toys. I didn’t know what the guy was talking about, but he was acting very strange. About thirty minutes later, I saw the guy taking all of his clothes off in the nearby bedroom. He didn’t even bother to shut the door. I tried to continue working on the HVAC installation, but I was starting to feel uncomfortable. I really think the guy was hitting on me. When I told my coworkers about the encounter with two different naked guys in one day, they thought I was full of baloney. My boss suggested it might be a good time to take a day or two off work for some relaxation.